Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

HORMEL FOODS struggling to keep up with SPAM demand...
A sure sign of the apocalypse.

Pentagon Clears Flying-Car Project for Takeoff...
I've been waiting my whole life for flying cars. Insert your Asian driver in flying car joke here.

35th child abandoned under Neb.'s safe-haven law...
Otherwise known as the law of unintended consequences.

King family seeks to cash in on MLK-Obama items...
We used to watch their show in the 60's. I always liked the guy with the talking steel guitar.

Hollywood scales back parties; Industrywide cutbacks hit holiday bashes...
We need a Hollywood Christmas party bailout.

Linda Tripp Praises Obama's 'Purity of Soul'...
What a crock of .......

Obama to Meet With McCain on Monday
Is Biden thinking of stepping down?

Obama invited to address United Nations...
I bet he apologizes for America in the first five paragraphs.

Nude 'Anything Goes' Party to Fight Economy Blues
Some people will look for any excuse to have a nude 'anything goes' party.

Mexico City to Give Out Viagra
Run for the hills, ladies.

'Second Life' Affair Leads to Real-Life Divorce
They usually do.