Victim High School

Victim High Cheerleaders: "We are the Victims, yes we are! We are the Victims, PLEASE DON'T HURT US!!!"

It doesn't rhyme, but it makes as much sense as this next story from Chicago:

CHICAGO — Planners of Pride Campus never shied away from touting their proposed high school as a haven for gay youth seeking refuge from sometimes hostile traditional classrooms.

But under mounting pressure from ministers and gay activists alike, the name has changed and the focus broadened to create a school that would be one of the nation's largest to serve any students victimized by bullying and harassment.

If approved by the country's third-largest school district Wednesday, the Social Justice Solidarity High School would join several smaller U.S. campuses aimed at serving students who have been tormented for everything from their religious beliefs to their weight.

What do you think's gonna happen to kids wearing SJSHS letter sweaters? They're toast. Leave it to Chicago to come up with a way to train America's future wimps.