O.J. Will Be Playing Vegas for At Least Nine Years

Don't look for him in one of the showrooms or on the championship golf courses, you'll find him rubbing shoulders (and who knows what else) with Nevada's finest felons:

O.J. Simpson was sentenced Friday to up to 33 years in prison for armed robbery and kidnapping in a failed attempt to recover sports memorabilia from two collectibles dealers.

Simpson will be eligible for parole after nine years.

His co-defendant Clarence "C.J." Stewart was sentenced to at least 15 years behind bars.

"We are pleased," said Simpson attorney Yale Galanter after the hearing.

That guy is easily pleased.