Today's Quick Christmas Headlines

Some quick hits on today's Christmas headlines:

Santa Program Changed After Sex Offender Signs Up
A sex offender will definitely mess up your Santa program.

Are Santa's Reindeer Boys or Girls?
That could be important to the new guy in the Santa program.

Toymakers Assail Costs of New Law
The elves are gonna want a bailout.

Winter weather blasts nation from end to end
Rudolph is warming up in the north 40.

No Holiday Cheer Expected From Data
Wasn't Data that robot on Star Trek Next Generation? I wouldn't expect much holiday cheer from a freaking machine.

Holiday sex: Christmas season is peak for mating...
My niece's middle name is "Noel". She was born in September. You do the math.

WEEKEND: Snow Cools Off Hot Holiday Box Office...
Global warming strikes back at the Hollywood weenies.

SCROOGE BIDEN: ECONOMY IN DANGER OF 'ABSOLUTELY TANKING'...
He'll feel better after those three ghosts visit him (Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Carolyn Kennedy).