Today's Quick Post-Christmas Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Woman Awarded $198,000 for 'Horse Teeth'
I didn't think horse teeth season started until next week.

Cockpit Smoke Forces Plane to Land in Pennsylvania
That's probably what it would take to get me to land in Pennsylvania.

750 Pounds of Sausage Recalled Over Listeria Fears
"I recall that sausage. I spend the day in the bathroom after eating it."

Study: Teens Who Skip Breakfast Lose Virginity Earlier
Eat your Wheaties.

California Surgeon Uses Human Fat to Power Car
There's a never ending supply in California.

Retailers Slash Prices to Entice Bargain Hunters
What a concept!

Canadians pull together under a blanket of snow
Book your September labor and delivery rooms early.

Locals bear gifts for Obama
Gold, frankincense and myrrh.