The Virgin Mary Revealed

It's a busy time of the year for the VM. The other day she appeared on a patient's MRI, and today she's on the cover of Playboy Mexico:

Playboy has got into the Christmas spirit — by putting the Virgin Mary nude on its Mexican cover.

The controversial magazine's latest festive offering was released Thursday.

The December issue features model Maria Florencia Onori posing as the Virgin wearing nothing but an angelic white cloth.

The release was timed for the day before Mexico's traditional Day of the Virgin of Guadalupe, a celebration of an apparition of the Virgin in the town.

Its headline reads in Spanish: "We adore you, Mary."

As Barack Obama would say: "That's not the Virgin Mary I knew."