Day 1 of Hope and Change

I awoke this morning with a song in my heart and a whistle on my lips. I'm full of hope and change!

It's already working. Today it's supposed to be 12 degrees cooler than it was yesterday. Global warming is under control!

After breakfast I'm going to run down to the beach to see how far the oceans receded. I hope I can still see the waves from the beach!

After that I'm going to stop and fill my car's tank with sunshine and wind (actually, I had Mexican last night so I'll probably fill the inside with wind too). Then I'm going to stop and visit that nice terrorist family that just moved here after they closed Gitmo. They seem like people you can talk to.

It's gonna be a hopey changey day.