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Friday, January 30, 2009

The Environmentalist Wacko Super Bowl Pick

Here's Rush Limbaugh's environmentalist wacko Super Bowl prediction:
Cardinals are birds—innocent beasts of nature, struggling to survive as man encroaches upon their habitat. Steelers are big, polluting industrialists whose tactics have led to lung disease, global warming, and general filth. However, the Steelers are also Big Labor, rewarded just this morning at the White House. And birds have now become an enemy of polluting jets—consider the U.S. Air flight that landed in the Hudson.

So, with killing birds to protect union pilots and flight attendants now a federal project, and Big Labor being rewarded, the Steelers will exterminate the Cardinals for the good of America, and for economic stimulus.

27-10

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