Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

U.S. Transfers 6 Prisoners Out of Guantanamo Bay
They probably have tickets to the inauguration.

Apple's Jobs May Get Liver Transplant
I'll bet his new one will be gold plated.

Nudist Resort OKs 'Lingerie Bowl' After Tampa Says No
Thank goodness somebody approved it.

FDA Urges People to Avoid Peanut Butter Products
Finally, revenge on Jimmuh Carter.

Pelosi open to prosecution of Bush officials...
I'm open to prosecution of Pelosi, and Harry Reid, and Barney Frank, and Chris Dodd.... Bush ought to use Pelosi's statement as a good excuse to issue a blanket pardon to his current and former administration officials. Pelosi would have a stroke.

CLIMATE EXPERT'S GRIM WARNING: Barack Obama has only four years to save the world....
We're screwed.

'Mob Museum' still on the stimulus list...
They made Congress an offer they couldn't refuse.

NY TIMES SEEKS RE$CUE BY MEXICAN MOGUL...
All the news that's fit to soak up taco grease.

Florida Hedge-Fund Manager Disappears; Clients Report Missing Money...
This is starting to become a daily event.

Little Debbie peanut butter crackers recalled
I remember those crackers - I had the runs for a week.

Nets prepare for inauguration; Marathon coverage plans in the works...
I think I'll skip the inauguration and watch the marathon.

'Prostitution Free Zone' During Inauguration...
They usually charge for it. Must be part of the Obama stimulus package.

PAPER: KILL THE GEESE BEFORE THEY DOWN ANOTHER ONE...
All I am saying, is give geese a chance.