Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

'You Feel God is Speaking to You,' Inaugural Attendee Says...
Well, this wouldn't be the first time God spoke through an ass.

PAPER: Obama inauguration speech, his worst?
He's got nowhere to go but up.

5-ton ice sculpture of a 'shivering' Gore unveiled in Alaska...
There's a blizzard a'coming'.

First Lady's $1,500 frock...
I haven't seen a color like that since my kids were little and started eating solid food.

Thousands Shut Out From Inauguration; Frustration Mounts After Many With Tickets Wait Hours...
They're just getting you ready for nationalized health care.

Toyota Outsells GM Globally for First Time
This starts a streak that may never be broken.

Postal Worker Hoarded Thousands of Pieces of Mail
Newman!

Police Suspect Foul Play in Death of Georgia Optician
The investigation is becoming a spectacle.

How to Survive the Digital-TV Conversion
Is it going to be life threatening?

Actor Accidentally Shot During Florida Play Rehearsal
Method actors.

Bush was hands-on for education, healthcare; hands-off for planet
And for that he deserves a nice hand.