Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Dems Launch Petition Against Rush Limbaugh...
They should ask Harry Reid how well that worked out for him.

UPDATE: Obama chooses Arab network for first TV interview...
I knew that "Hussein" name would come in handy someday.

SNAP: Lawmaker wants cameraphones 'to make a sound'...
He's tired of being surprised in the House gym.

New York City fears return to 1970s...
Disco, Studio 54, bellbottoms. Be afraid, be very afraid.

VANITY FAIR: 'Is Obama the most famous living person ever?'...
I think there's a possibility that the guy in the robes in Vatican City might have something to say about that.

Poisonous Testicles Send Diners to Hospital
And what do non-poisonous testicles do?

Baby Born in Denver Public Library
They still have libraries?

Privacy, Potheads Challenge Obama Tech Team
I thought potheads were his tech team.

Obama’s Bill Hands ACORN $5.2 Billion Bailout
If that part of the bill stays in, the GOP has its 2010 campaign issue.