Trying to Read the Fine Print

I was driving home on I-5 this morning when I came upon a red VW Golf in the slow lane. The car was going 55 mph in a 65 zone (and in an area where most drivers were going 75). I'm creeping along behind him because I need to get off at the next exit and I notice a small red and yellow bumpersticker on the back of the car.

I couldn't read it but I was curious what this slowpoke had to say to the world so I crept up close to him until the words came into focus. It said:

Please don't tailgate me

Look, buddy, if you don't want big old SUV's climbing your trunk, the least you could do is go the speed limit, and while you're at it, get a bumpersticker than can be read from more than 5 feet away.