European Drivers

How did a British and French nuclear submarine manage to collide in the Atlantic ocean?

BRITAIN and France tried to cover up the nuke subs crash that could have sparked a massive disaster, it emerged last night.

The navies of both nations were forced to come clean about the incident yesterday after The Sun’s exclusive revelation swept the world.

For almost two weeks the Royal Navy had REFUSED to discuss anything about the collision which damaged ballistic missile carrier HMS Vanguard.

And the French had PRETENDED their sub Le Triomphant hit a container that fell off a ship.

But yesterday Navy boss Admiral Sir Jonathon Band confirmed the vessels “came into contact”.

My theory - the British drive on the left side of the road and the French on the right. It was bound to happen sooner or later.