Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Steele to Entire RNC Staff: You're Fired
Given how the GOP performed in 2006 & 2008, I'd say it's about time.

Fight Rages Over Confederate President Statue
Breaking news from 1864.

Texas Highway Sign Warns of British Invasion
Breaking news from 1964.

Judge Grants Permission for 1st N.J. Lesbian Divorce
"Progress".

Vermont Moves Closer to Legalizing Gay Marriage
They're the next to experience "progress".

Judge clears dead Texas man of rape conviction
The innocent man could not be reached for comment.

Franken Wants High Court to Order Him Certified
He's certifiable, all right.

Rasmussen: Lawmakers Distrusted on Taxes, Bailout
Let's not limit it to just taxes and the bailout.

Calif. Employees Forced to Take Off Without Pay
I hope they're not pilots. You don't want a cranky pilot.

Man Jailed for Attacking Brother in Fight Over Jeans
Sounds like the problem in that family is not the jeans, but the genes.