Today's Quick Headlines

Some quit hits on today's headlines:

Indians to market cow urine as answer to Coke...
It's the real thing.

Salma Hayek breastfeeds baby in Africa; 'I had milk'...
It's the real thing.

Valentines Day: Michigan Zoo charges $50 to watch animals having sex...
That's Michigan's idea of a stimulus program.

Women's basketball coach sued by ex-player; Claims heterosexuality was factor...
Imagine that, a lesbian woman's basketball coach.

PAPER: Has Obama's presidency already failed?
No, it just feels like it.

PETA dresses in KKK garb outside Westminster Dog Show...
They won Best in Stupid.

Question: What the heck is this?

It's a Puli (yes, there's a dog inside that walking mop). Didn't win Best in Show, but did win best in the Herding Group. What do these things herd, dust bunnies?

Pro-Pot Groups Rip Kellogg for Dropping Phelps
Not the people Phelps needs on his side right now.

At Least 22 Lose Vision After Free Surgery
They can't even get their money back.

Love for sale, 15 percent off
You can still get a good deal in Vegas.