Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Kansas suspending Income Tax Refunds...
What starts in California eventually spreads nationwide...like a fungus.

200-pound Chimpanzee Mauls Female Guest at Connecticut Home...
How did a Chimpanzee get a Connecticut home? Their real estate market must really be in the tank.

NY governor wants to tax Internet porn...
Former NY Gov. Spitzer is not pleased.

PILL TO 'ERASE BAD MEMORIES'...
That will come in handy at the end of the Obama Administration.

Galaxy has 'billions of Earths'...
Good. If we destroy this one by eating hamburgers we can just go get another one.

Dems Divided Over 'Truth Commission'
Half don't want to know the truth and the other half wouldn't recognize the truth if it walked up and kicked them in the butt.

Alien 'Shadow Life' May Already Live on Earth
That would explain Al Gore.

New York TV Exec Charged With Beheading Wife
She must have had bad ratings.

Pelosi Gets Audience With Pope Benedict
I'm sure the Pope will be impressed with Pelosi's ardent pro-abortion stance.

Livni: 'We Need to Give Up Parts of Israel'
If they follow her lead they'll eventually give up all of Israel.

Liberals Angry Obama Isn't Moving Further Left
Don't worry, liberals, he's running your direction as fast as he can.

Saying Small Nations Count, Czechs Seek an Obama Visit
If Obama becomes their friend does that make him a Czech mate?