Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Cop Pulls Man Over for Anti-Obama Sign
Dissent will not be tolerated.

Woman 'Romanced' Out of $300,000 in Dating Hoax
She made a bad decision. She's eligible for a bailout.

Alaska: Palin Owes Taxes on Per Diem Expenses
Palin is now eligible for an Obama cabinet post.

CHIMP CHRONICLES: 'WHAT SHE HAD WITH THAT MONKEY WAS NOT NORMAL'...
We're a "nation of cowards" because we don't talk enough about monkeys.

Slim Majority Backs Stimulus
However fat people are overwhelmingly opposed.

NY TIMES Stock Now Costs Less Than Sunday Paper...
And the stock certificate makes better reading.

New atlas shows dying languages around the world
ig-Bay eal-Day.

Kerry Accepts Letter From Hamas
Wow, he finally made varsity.

Octuplet Mother's Crib Facing Foreclosure
Does anybody really think a bank will foreclose on a single, unemployed mother of 14?

REPORT: Elderly wrestling legend investigated in death of nursing home roommate...
People their age should not practice sleeper holds.