Condi Rice Returns to Stanford, Welcomed as Returning Hitler

Oh brother:

Stanford Says No To War (SSNW) has begun distributing a petition regarding Condoleezza Rice’s return to Stanford.

“We are concerned about serious allegations that Rice has violated our constitution, domestic laws and international law,” reads the petition letter, which is addressed to the Stanford community. SSNW is concerned that Rice’s actions have “endangered American people.”

“[The petition was drafted] in light of Rice’s war mongering and torture,” said Symbolic Systems Prof. Todd Davies, who is a member of SSNW.

The petition alleges that Rice was involved with perpetuating misinformation surrounding the threats posed by Iraq to U.S. national security and condemns her alleged support of torturing detainees at Guantanamo Bay.

It was presented at the Condi Un-welcoming Committee Meeting attended by students, professors and activists in the surrounding community, Wednesday night in Old Union.

“We don’t want to be a part of an institution that legitimates a war criminal,” said Charlotte Silver ‘09. “In the name of academic freedom, people are okay with what is a matter of fundamental values and turning our back to the international community.”

SSNW has goals both within and outside of University jurisdiction. The organization hopes to break a perceived double standard between students and faculty and would like to educate people about Rice’s actions and lower her stature on campus. Adam Hudson ‘10, president of the organization, emphasized the need for the University to apply the Fundamental Standard not only to students, but to faculty as well.

“Students are held to a very high standard in and outside the University,” Hudson said. “That standard should be applied to faculty as well.”

Geoff Browning, minister of United Campus Christian Ministry on campus, said that the primary goal of the petition is accountability.

“We can’t prevent war crimes unless we hold people who commit crimes accountable,” Browning said. He challenged the faculty handbook, and the University’s lenient policies about welcoming faculty back regardless of their actions outside of the University.

“It’s as if it doesn’t matter if you’re Hitler or anyone,” Browning said.

How can someone as smart as Condi let herself be associated with so many morons at Stanford? There's gotta be something else she can do.