Political Quote of the Day

From Joe Biden's speech at the Gridiron Dinner:

President Obama does send his greetings, though. He can’t be here tonight -- because he’s busy getting ready for Easter. (Whisper) He thinks it’s about him. …

And a bonus Biden quip:

I understand these are dark days for the newspaper business, but I hate it when people say that newspapers are obsolete. That’s totally untrue. I know from firsthand experience. I recently got a puppy, and you can’t housebreak a puppy on the Internet.

I bet there were a few newspaper reporters grimacing over that one.