Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Mall wants Manilow music to drive out unruly teens...
He writes the songs that make the whole world scream.

UPDATE: Carnival worker accused of beheading on bus pleads not guilty...
The defense doesn't want to get ahead of itself.

Florida woman called 911 three times over MCDONALD'S chicken shortage...
This isn't Burger King. You can't have it your way.

NY GOV SPORTS SHORT SHORTS IN MAG...
Blind guys should not dress themselves.

Married gays in Massachusetts sue for federal benefits...
Don't worry ladies, The One will fix it for you.

Bill Gates bans his children from using APPLE; Wife admits she'd like an iPhone...
Gates will give his family the blue screen of death if they don't comply.

Woman wants to rent only to 'white people'...'I can do what I want. I live in America'...
Yeah.....sure.

'Racist' Obama email ignites firestorm; NAACP plans protest...
It doesn't take much to create an NAACP protest.

Oldest Known Fossilized Brain Found in Kansas
Not anymore. It just got appointed Secretary of Health and Human Services in Washington.

Scientist Solves Mystery of Belly-Button Lint
About time.