Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Newport Beach sky diver's death still a mystery
I'm guessing it was the sudden stop at the end.

China February Auto Sales Rise 25% After Tax Cuts...
Tax cuts stimulating the economy...Imagine that.

Former Nazi camp guard Demjanjuk charged 29,000 times...
They can only kill him once.

Clinton: U.S. Has 'Options'on N. Korea Missile Launch
Option 1: Bend over and kiss your rear goodbye.

3 Car Dealership Executives, 81 Vehicles Missing
I can pretty much guarantee you they didn't sell 'em.

Obama defends pet projects and signs spending bill
He'll start cutting earmarks and pork projects next week. Promise.

GALLUP: 'Record-High 41% of Americans now say global warming is exaggerated'...
Al Gore, call your office.

After attacks, Europe hurries to tighten gun laws...
They have the toughest gun regulations in the world, but it still doesn't stop bad guys from getting guns. Maybe if the good guys had them these attacks wouldn't be so successful.

Congress at work: '$1 billion an hour'...
And not worth a plug nickel.

Alabama Gunman Had Hit List
Everyone was number one with a bullet.