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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Don't Waste Money on a Gay Elephant

What do you do with a prancing pachyderm?
Michal Grzes of the Polish Law and Justice Party has blasted his local zoo for spending big bucks on what he calls a gay elephant. The official in the city of Poznan says Ninio the elephant should be procreating: "We didn't pay (the equivalent of $11.4 million) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there. We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?"

The head of the zoo says 10-year-old Ninio is too young to decide whether he prefers males or females, because elephants generally reach sexual maturity at age 14.

Are they suggesting homosexuality is a choice? Boy, that's gonna tick off the No on Prop 8 crowd.

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