Stop Exhaling Immediately - We Have to Save the Planet!

Here comes junk science from your government:

WASHINGTON — The Environmental Protection Agency on Friday formally declared carbon dioxide and five other heat-trapping gases to be pollutants that threaten public health and welfare, setting in motion a process that for the first time in the United States will regulate the gases blamed for global warming.

Hold onto your wallets - we're all about to get soaked.

And, by the way, global warming ended in 1998.