Today's Fun Spam Email

I haven't done one of these for awhile, but something in this one caught my eye:

Good Day.

I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund transferred to
a Swiss Account with the cooperation of a new partner from Paraguay who is
an international business man. Presently I'm in Paraguay for investment projects
with my own share of the total sum.

Meanwhile, I did not forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in
transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.

Now contact my secretary.
Her contact is: Name: Mrs. Charity Stan
Email Address: mrs.charitystanltg01@xxx

Ask her to send you the total $800.000.00 (Eight Hundred Thousand
US Dollars) that I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and
attempts to assist me in this matter.

Also do use part of the money for philanthropist purposes for use in helping
the less privileged in your area. Especially at this festive season. Put a
smile on somebody face and let the world be better for it.

I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get in
touch with my secretary Mrs. Charity Stan and instruct her where to
Send the amount to you.

Note the secretary's name: Charity Stan. Wouldn't Charitystan be a good new name for the United States once Obama's done with it?