Political Quotes of the Day

Some lines from the White House Correspondent's Dinner, otherwise known as the Nerd Prom.

• From President Obama: "Most of you covered me. All of you voted for me."
• Obama again: "We will open a library dedicated to my first hundred days."
• Comedian Wanda Sykes talking to Obama: "Funny that the media never catch you smoking, but they always catch you with your shirt off... I don't need to see your nipples."
• Sykes again: "God, forbid Biden falls into the hands of terrorists. You don't have to torture him. You just gotta say, 'how's it goin', Joe?'"
• Sykes: " Whose idea was it to give the Queen an ipod? You gonna give the Pope a bluetooth?"