Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Man Finds Snake Head in Broccoli at New York Diner
Imagine how the snake felt.

Boy Finds $8,160 Stuffed in Charred Backpack
That's better than a snake head.

Obama Graduation Speech Will Leave Guests Waiting
Didn't they mean to say "wanting"?

Gov't Faces Weekend Deadline on Polar Bear Rule
I personally am against Polar Bear rule. They haven't shown any natural leadership ability.

Massachusetts welfare recipients provided cars at taxpayer expense...
Taxpayers provided ...well nothing.

After bailout, GM to move jobs overseas...
Should have let them die.

Pacific Warning: Australia prepares for U.S. decline...
If Obama keeps doing what he's doing we better all prepare.

Comedian 'sneaked into State Department with fake pass'...
First time in history there was humor in the State Department.

Australia to shoot 6,000 kangaroos
They're just big rats down there.

Statue of Liberty crown to reopen July 4
Actual liberty being lost daily.