Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Zoo Apologizes After Serving Poison Sno-Cones
I should hope so.

Firefighter Gets Probation for Stealing Severed Foot
He didn't have one of those in his collection of severed body parts.

Couple Thrown Off Motorcycle After Hitting Mattress
What they do in the privacy of their home....

Misdiagnosed Woman Loses Arms, Legs, Lawsuit
Talk about your really bad days.

Man Moving to Deserted Island to Quit Smoking
Funny, that's just about the only place where he could still smoke.

N. Korea Fires Another Missile, Slams U.N.
I'd pay to see that.

Saudis Behead, Crucify Child Molester, Murderer
At least they didn't waterboard him.