Couric Bankrupt System

That's my new name for CBS. They'll be needing a bailout pretty soon with headlines like this:

CBS EVENING NEWS FALLS TO ALL-TIME LOW; 5,180,000 VIEWERS FOR COURIC

Those are the worst numbers Nielson has ever recorded for that show. Even old people who die with the TV on aren't accidentally tuning in to her show anymore.

Wanna know why? Try this:

CBS News Anchor Katie Couric told Princeton's graduating seniors last week that they should avoid "nastiness" and then mocked Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and Miss California Carrie Prejean, while praising Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, First Lady Michelle Obama and Judge Sonia Sotomayor. The latter two are Princeton graduates.

'Nuff said?