Ears in the News

Don Surber has the links:

6. A new report showed using mass transit can be bad for your hearing.

I SAID USING MASS TRANSIT MAY BE BAD FOR YOUR HEARING.

EVIL.

7. Wind turbines can affect your hearing. (And are noisy.)

I SAID WIND TURBINES CAN AFFECT YOUR HEARING.

EVIL.

8. The Grand Ole Opry installed (at least for one show) captioning for the hearing impaired at its concerts. Well, between mass transit and wind turbines, we are going to need all the captioning we can get.

As they say on “Hee Haw” — Sa-LOOT!

GOOD.

In the words of Sgt. Carter: "I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOUUUU!"