Tax the Fat People!

These three headlines from Drudge:

CDC Chief: Soda Tax Could Combat Obesity...

States to get 'significant' obesity money...

PAPER: Tough love for fat people: Tax their food to pay for healthcare...

So, what will we do about this problem that cost a woman's life?

Shopaholic died under purchases - found underneath pile of clothing...

We clearly need ShoppingCare to monitor clothing purchases to make sure they don't pile up and become health hazards. And while we're at it, we can tax clothes that fit only fat people!