Who's Driving That Thing Anyway?

On the way back south on Monday I came alongside a car somewhere out on the I-5 that had seen better days. The driver's door was bashed in, the bumper bent down on both sides, and lots of dings and dents all over the thing. On the back window was a big sticker that said "God is in Control!"

My wife looked at the car and turned to me and said "God isn't a very good driver."

Line of the day.