Crickets, The Other Green Meat

Want to give the trick-or-treaters a holiday to remember? How about handing out some of these:

Crickets, the other green meat! A delicious mix of real crickets! An interesting snack food. Includes an assortment of bacon and cheese, salt and vinegar and sour cream and onion

Well, if you're giving up cows and pigs to save the earth, maybe this would be an acceptable alternative.