HolyCoast: Letterman Should Have Kept His Worldwide Pants Zipped
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Thursday, October 01, 2009

Letterman Should Have Kept His Worldwide Pants Zipped

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David Letterman told the audience of his late night talk show that he had sexual relationships with female members of his staff, and added he forked over a bogus $2 million check as part of an extortion plot over the matter.

Letterman, 62, made the confessions to the audience during a taping of "The Late Show" for broadcast Thursday night, according to a statement by Worldwide Pants Inc., Letterman's production company.

"This morning, I did something I've never done in my life," Letterman told his audience, according to the statement. "I had to go downtown and testify before a grand jury."

During that testimony, Letterman acknowledged unspecified sexual relationships with staff members, the Worldwide Pants statement said.

"My response to that [allegation of sexual relationships] is, yes I have. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would," Letterman said. "I feel like I need to protect these people. I need to certainly protect my family."

The next time he has an urge to take a cheap shot at Sarah Palin's family, I'm guessing he'll shut up.

1 comment:

~The South Dakota Cowgirl~ said...

I would highly doubt he'll zip it next time if it comes to that. The left is all about what's good for them isn't good for anyone else. So it's okay to scorn her because she's a democrat. Not as a I do, but as I say.