A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Dallas.
Nothing Is moving north or south.. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, ‘What happened, what’s the hold Up?’
‘Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Rosie O’Donnell. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.’
The driver asks, ‘On average, how much is everyone giving?’
‘About a gallon.’
Friday, November 20, 2009
Email Joke of the Day
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2 comments:
Too bad it's only a joke.
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