Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Email Joke of the Day
My sister sent me this:
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2 comments:
Thank your sister for me....that made me laugh out loud.
I really needed that.
Hey, I can drive a really BIG truck but only at night.
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