The Safest Place in California for an Illegal Alien Will Be Downtown L.A.

If you're an illegal alien you're probably not reading this, but if you are and are looking for a safe place to hang out today, try downtown L.A.:

As many as 100,000 marchers are expected to rally for immigration rights in downtown Los Angeles Saturday during the annual May Day event.

The rally is scheduled to begin at 10 a.m. at Olympic Boulevard and Broadway, police said. Marchers will walk north on Broadway toward City Hall.

You can walk down the street with a Mexican flag and a sign proclaiming yourself to be an illegal alien wanted for felony murder and the LAPD won't touch you. It's the closest thing to complete amnesty you'll ever find.