CNN to Debut New Talk Show About Hookers

That's gotta be what the show's about.  Why else would they hire Eliot Spitzer as a host?

Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, who infamously resigned in disgrace after he was outed as Client No. 9, will have his second act as a co-host of a primetime news program on CNN.

The former "Sheriff of Wall Street," who later became known as the "Lov Gov," will be paired with the Pulitzer Prize-winning conservative columnist Kathleen Parker for a yet-to-be-named roundtable discussion show that will replace "Campbell Brown" in the lagging cable network's 8 p.m. slot.

Big ratings for the first show. Dramatic collapse thereafter.