Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Flemish separatists claim victory in Belgium
I had a Flemish problem once but a round of antibiotics cleared it right up.

Stores run out of earplugs...
And right before Obama's next televised speech.

SPIRIT AIRLINES pilot strike strands thousands ...
"Hey passengers, gimme an 'S', gimme a 'C', gimme an 'R', gimme an 'E', gimme a 'W', gimme another 'E', gimme a 'D', What's that make you??"

A Decade Later, Human Gene Map Yields Few New Cures...
Maybe we need a Human Gene GPS.

Authorities raid SIZZLER restaurants in Phoenix; Illegals sweep...
I'll bet the illegals also wash dishes and take out the trash.

EXPECTATIONS HAVE FALLEN AS TIGER WOODS FLOUNDERS...
This guy could really use a girlfriend.

Health experts rap World Cup fast food sponsorship...
That's gotta be annoying.  I hate rap.

BP to sell leaked crude...
What else would they do with it?

Enviros give Obama a pass...
Imagine my surprise.

Lawmakers Face Obstacles in Banking Reform
Yeah, Chris Dodd and Barney Frank.

Ariz. Law Breathes Life into Gov. Brewer's Re-Election
Amazing what happens when you govern according to the will of the people.

Calif Island Lands in Storm of Immigration Debate
Amazing what happens when you ignore the will of the people.

Barack to talk oil back into hole
I can't improve Don Surber's headline.