Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Reality of America's fiscal mess starting to bite...
I thought it kind of sucked.

'Epidemic' growth of Net porn cited...
I put a trash bag on my computer.  Sort of a laptop condom.

Actor kidnapped; Held at gun-point, robbed, forced drugs...
It doesn't usually take a gun to get an actor to use drugs.

BOX OF HEADS FOUND ON PLANE...
Heads, you lose.

Faber: Government Expanded 'Like a Cancer'...
Well...cut it out.

Putin boasts new jet fighter better than US plane...
Fighter envy.

DODD PARTING GIFT: Casino Owners Received $54 Million In Stimulus Money!
We know how tough it is to make money in the casino business.

Campbell Soup Recalls 15M Pounds of SpaghettiOs
Apparently the pig lips in the hot dogs were not quite done.

Simon Wiesenthal Center Issues Turkey Warning
Always cook the stuffing outside the bird.  Otherwise, not kosher.

W.H. Choreographs Kagan's Confirmation Path
New ABC show - Dancing With the Libs

Obama's Popularity in Islamic World Plunges
He clearly needs to do more bowing.

New Bill Gives Obama 'Kill Switch' To Shut Down The Internet...
Obama wouldn't do something like th