Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Prosecutor: Al Gore was focus of sex crime inquiry in Portland...
Al: "Hey baby, how'd you like to feel a little Goreble warming?"

Lawrence Taylor indicted on rape charges in NY...
Better call Al Gore and find out how he got away with it.

WSJNBCNEWS: Confidence Waning in Obama, U.S. Outlook...
I waned long ago.

Blago calls Obama 'hen-pecked' by Michelle...
"Buck, buck, more bucks, buck, buck..."

Pelosi asks for donations to fend off potential GOP investigations...
Any excuse for more money.

LONGEST-EVER MATCH AT WIMBLEDON SUSPENDED AFTER 10 HOURS!...
And you thought soccer was boring.

Naked woman leads cops on wild chase...
No pat down search required.

California medical marijuana clubs hold contest for best pot...
I'm sure they were all "groovy, man".

STUDY: Disease risk higher for swingers than prostitutes...
Finally, someone for prostitutes to look down on.

L.A. Council Makes Exemption to Ariz. Boycott
The LA City Council has all the moral integrity of...well, see previous story. Here's someone else prostitutes can look down on.

Thick pools of oil wash up along Florida coast...
Too bad we didn't have enough time to set up barriers.

Labor Dept. to Assist Illegals Facing Wage Disparities
How about just helping them go back home?