Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Sex banned on International Space Station!
I don't even want to try and think how that would work in zero gravity.

BIG SIS SAYS BIG BORDER: 'You're Never Going to Totally Seal It'...
Especially if you don't even try.

Philadelphia to bar immigration agents from arrest data...
Hey Arizona illegals - catch the next bus to Philadelphia.

Blago eyed Oprah for Senate...
However she was ruled out for not having a big enough ego to be a Senator.

GE CEO collapses as Biden speaks...
Mercy killing.

KRUGMAN: 'We are now, I fear, in the early stages of a third depression'...
I prefer to think of the Obama years as just one long depression.

FDA: Airline Food Nationwide Fails To Meet Health Standards...
When was the last time you actually got food on an airline?

Judge to lawyers: You can't see Obama's FBI interview...
The most transparent administration ever.

5-4: SUPREMES AFFIRM GUN RIGHTS NATIONWIDE...
We came within one vote of losing the 2nd Amendment.

Prepare for 'monster' money-printing by Fed...
Are they putting Hillary's picture on the bills?

Kagan's Own Words: It's Fine If Law Bans Books Because Government Won't Really Enforce It...
Sort of like our immigration laws.

Gore Visits San Diego -- Takes no questions, cameras ushered out...
...as a "masseuse" is ushered in.