Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

DEMS BLOCK REPUBLICAN REQUESTS TO VISIT SPILL DAMAGE
If you're serious about this, GOP, pay for it yourself.

EPA to open beachside 'Decontamination Stations'...
They needed that long before this oil spill hit.

Former Justice Lawyer Accuses AG Holder of Dropping Black Panther Case for Racial Reasons...
And he'd be right.

Florida brothers selling 'oil-spill water' as souvenir...
Capitalism - you gotta love it!

Venezuela govt to nationalize 11 US-owned oil rigs...
Well, we're not using them.

Gay soldiers subpoena Obama...
Is "subpoena" some new gay code word I haven't heard before? You know, like "outed"?

SIMON: KAGAN'S VAPID, HOLLOW PERFORMANCE...
Weebles wobble when they're questioned.

FBI: Spies Hid Secret Messages on Public Websites...
Just like the guys at Journolist.

Gore sex accuser claims key witness, hotel video surveillance,DNA evidence...
Monica Lewinsky trained her well.

Congressman sees panel voting to end Cuba travel ban...
I wish they'd all go to Cuba...and stay there.

Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence in Tiger Woods Divorce...
I'd take that deal.

CBS: Obama Mocked Commissions, Then Established Four...
You mean he talked one way and acted another?? I'm shocked!

VIDEO: Ball Hits Cell User in Face at Yankees Game...
If it was a Yankees fan it probably did more damage to the ball than the fan.

Woman blames car crash on vampire...
She must have been on her way to see that new Twilight flick.

Fewer Illegals Caught on Border — But What's the Reason?
Obama's economy might do more to stop illegal immigration than a fence.

Review: Harvard 'Beer Summit' Arrest Avoidable
Yeah, if Henry Louis Gates hadn't been such a jerk he could have stayed out of jail.

KNBC traffic reporter Paul Johnson dies 
This guy had one of the greatest announcer voices...ever.