Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Historians Find King Arthur's Iconic Round Table
Turns out it was stored in the garage behind the old Christmas stuff all this time.

New Opera Focuses on Bill Clinton's Life
It's ain't over until the fat lady in the blue dress sings.

Chicago Hotel Backs Out Hosting Muslim Group
There are still a few sane people left in Chicago.

Chavez, Venezuelan Cardinal Square Off
Hugo takes his bird watching very seriously.

Should Abandoned Spy Kids Stay or Go?
I'm pretty sure Disney will want them for a movie.

Libyan Ship Sails for Gaza; Israel Blasts Move
And soon they'll blast the Libyan ship.

Republicans Begin to Jockey for 2012 Position
And so far there's not a thoroughbred among them.

Russia: Iran close to nuclear weapons...
They may find themselves close to Israeli nuclear weapons if they don't knock this crap off.

Fidel Castro to appear on Cuban television, radio; Predicting nuclear war...
The old geezer could be right.

Biden Does Leno, Stops Traffic at LAX; Passengers Furious...
It's the only way he can get anybody to pay attention to him.

Texas doctors threaten to pull out of Medicaid...
The future of Obamacare.

'CLIMATE CHANGE' CALL TO GIVE UP AIR CONDITIONING...
You first.  I'm not interested in giving up civilization quite yet.

Australia: Coldest day in 100 years...
But at least they didn't use air conditioning.

UN Climate Panel Urges Scientists to 'keep a distance from media'...
Yeah, you might get some tough questions.

Baghdad kills 58,000 stray dogs in 3-month span...
And the Korean restaurants in Baghdad are having some great specials.

Fingerprints Required To Use CA Skate Park...
Makes the notification of next of kin a little easier.