Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

HOUSE OF FILTH: 100 Animals Removed; Nearly 2 feet of feces...
And the Senators look so clean and articulate on TV.

JULY HEAVY SNOW HITS CANADA: 'I BUILT A SNOWMAN'...
Was Al Gore visiting?

Actor Larry Hagman warns of oil drought:
J.R. Ewing has gone 'round the bend.

Venezuela oil 'may double Saudi Arabia'...
Why do all the crapholes of the world get all the oil?

Under Fire, APPLE to Discuss iPhone...
They've managed to create a handheld phone that can't be held in your hand.

Fed projects weaker growth, higher unemployment...
But there will be more unicorns and rainbows.

MORE Mel Gibson Audio Being Released; Threatens to 'burn down the house'...
I'm actually starting to feel sorry for the guy.  This whole thing is starting to feel like a set-up.

Beijing starts gating, locking migrant villages...
Eric Holder will be filing a lawsuit.

How Low can she go? Lindsay Lohan's a gun licking nun in shocking poster for new movie...
Hmm.  Clinging to guns and religion.  Obama's worst nightmare.

Feds collect $20 billion in taxes on alcohol, tobacco, firearms, ammunition; Up 41%...
I'm guessing most of that was firearms and ammo.

Europe warns Obama: This relationship not working...

Perhaps we should start seeing other continents.