Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Jellyfish Stings 150 on Beach...
That was one busy jellyfish.

Budget Cuts Force City To Stop Buying Toilet Paper...
Any copies of Obama's two autobiographies around?

1,000s rally in Louisiana against drilling moratorium...
Too bad their from a red state.  They're screwed.

Judge Rules: Cheerleading Not a Sport
Gimme a 'B', gimme a 'U', gimme an 'M', gimme another 'M', gimme an 'E', gimme an 'R'!  What's that spell?

Christians Fear Bias if City OKs Gay Bias Ban
Tough luck.  Politically correct bias will still be allowed.

Sherrod Says She'll Turn Down USDA Job Offer
If someone treated me as badly as they did her I'd turn it down too.  Besides, she can now be a professional victim.

Embarrassed White House Offers Apology, 'Unique' Job to Sherrod
See item above.

Sherrod Says She'd Love to Talk Race With Obama
This weekend NASCAR is at the Brickyard.  That should be a good race to talk about.

Chinese Oil Cleanup Continues After Blast
What?  They didn't wait 57 days to deal with it?

Gunbattles Paralyze Mexican City Across From Texas
Hey, if it keeps them from crossing the border, fire away.

Tiger's Endorsements Down Estimated $22M
His girlfriend count is down accordingly.

Dems Reserve $7 Million for Vulnerable Incumbents
That isn't going to be near enough.

Senate OKs Jobless Benefits
Voters OK Senate Joblessness