Great Moments in Campaigning

Here's something the Democrats ought to consider since nothing else seems to be working this year:

An opposition candidate in next month's Venezuelan legislative elections is holding a breast implant raffle to fund his campaign, he said in a newspaper interview published Friday.

"The raffle is a legal method. We decided on breast implants because we wanted to target a specific public sector," Gustavo Rojas told El Universal.

"Raffle tickets on sale now: win a breast implant operation for yourself or your partner," Rojas announces on his website.

This won't do the Democrats any good with the Hollywood crowd who already have them or the hairy-legged feminists, but maybe there's some segment of their base that would be attracted.