Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

This isn't SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE...
No, Sen. Franken, you're not good enough, not smart enough and doggone it nobody likes you.

BAIL OUT: Top Economic Adviser To Leave White House... 
And after she's done such a good job.

NOONAN: America at Risk of Boiling Over...
It's closer than you think.

School bus can reach 367 mph...
They could have used that back when kids were spending hours a day on the bus thanks to federally mandated busing programs.

Senate approves Kagan; 5 Republicans vote 'yea'...
Five Republicans voted against the Constitution.

Social Security in red for first time...
But not the last time.

Postal Service loses $3.5 Billion...
If they could just raise first class postage to $100 they might break even.  Either that or require stamps for email.

UN panel: New taxes needed for climate fund...
Sorry, we're done funding hoaxes.

CHICAGOLAND: Obama Returns to Illinois to Stump for Democrat Amid Scandals...
Chicago's bond rating downgraded...
I think those stories are connected.

Man fatally stabs friend, drinks blood...
So, who will be the first to call for a ban on vampire movies?

MSNBC HOST: Birthers want to 'assassinate' Obama [with lies]...
Nah, they just want to see the birth certificate.

U.S. Says There'll Be No Apology at Hiroshima
This year...