Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Houston TV station plans anchorless news...
They've already tried brainless anchors so I guess this is an improvement.

Argentina Has Colder Winter Than Antarctica, Spurring Record Power Use...
Global warming rampages on.

Massive ice chunk breaks off Greenland glacier...
It's summer up there.  Ice melts in the summer.

Woman Finally Convinces Social Security She's Alive...
Proving your alive will be a feature of Obamacare.

Boy Scouts boo Obama...
But at least the gals at The View liked him.

Donna Shalala Detained at Tel Aviv Airport...
It wasn't because of her Arab last name, it's because she's a Democrat.

BIG SIS VIRTUAL STRIP: Full-body scanners coming to New York City airports...
Let's hope they didn't use one of those on Shalala.

OBAMA CHOPPERS 6 MILES -- FOR ECONOMY REMARKS...
I hope he purchased carbon offsets for the three helicopters that fly on a presidential trip.

PAPER: Cash-strapped public faces food inflation...
Supersize!

Plaintiff in mid-50s called 'old man,''old fuddy-duddy'...
Whoever did it deserves the death penalty.

Bio-BUG: The car that runs on 'human waste'...
How many miles-per-Democrat does it get?