Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Catholics Try to Lure Back Former Followers
Perhaps having "Catholic" and "Lure" in the same sentence is not a good choice.

New Video Game Lets You Play as the Taliban
Do you get to see a cruise missile fly in into your cave?

Fruit Smoothies Linked to Typhoid Outbreak
I guess they didn't get the "immunity booster".

N.Y. Store Hires Bedbug-Hunting Beagle
After they read the story will ANYONE buy a bed there?

BREAKING NEWS: CNN infested with bed bugs...
After reading that headline will ANYONE watch CNN again?

Kaine Warns Democrats Against Bashing Party Leaders
Yeah, they're losers but we don't have to admit it.

MASS: Thousands of patient health records ended up in a pile at public dump...
The patients will be next.

Waters blames Bush admin for ethics woes...
A new variation on "the devil made me do it".

Obama abolishes White House position dedicated to transparency...
The position is so transparent it's disappeared.

First Family to Travel to Florida's Coast; Less than 27 hrs on ground...
You'd think their fourth vacation of the summer would be a bit longer.