Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Study: Teen Sex Not Always Bad for School Performance
I've seen a lot of school performances, but in my book teen sex would not be a good performance.

AS-SALAMU ALAYKUM
I don't know what that means, but it's the headline on Drudge beneath Obama's photo so I'm guessing it's not good.

O FALLS TO NEW LOW AT GALLUP DAILY...
I didn't think you could go any lower than 0.

Boy, 13, hit by lightning on Friday 13th at 13:13...
I'm thinking that getting hit by lightning is unlucky pretty much all of the time.

NOT SO HOT: Houston may have first summer in more than decade without 100-degree day...
At 10:00 am on Aug. 15th it's only 67 in Orange County.  High expected to be 80.  Coolest summer here in 30 years.

FED OFFICIAL WARNS OF 'DANGEROUS GAMBLE'...
I think he's talking about the possibility of Dems keeping power in the House and Senate. 

Obama declares Gulf Coast 'open for business'...
Does that mean we can start drilling again?

Swimming Coach Accused of Making Girl Practice While Wearing Dog Collar and Leash...
Don't they always teach people to dog paddle first?

‘Dumbest Thing’ since Dukakis
That's gotta be pretty dumb.

GOP:  Obama Out of Touch on Ground Zero Mosque Issue
He's out of touch with America, but right in sync with radical Islam.